Did you know that there is a such thing as "Beyonceites"?

Beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is a serious disease that has destroyed the careers of several artists although a few have been able to have successful careers in spite of it. Beyonceitis is also used to describe the overall domination of popular culture by Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is most severe on artists who attempt to release albums around the same time as Beyonce or perform on the same award shows as Beyonce. Doing so has resulted in the embarrassment of several female artists. Some describe it as Beyonce being overexposed, or as Beyonce having a monopoly on the music game, but truthfully if you are a good enough performer you would shine regardless of who else you are in competition with.

Symptoms of Beyonceitis

How do you know if you are infected by Beyonceitis? Here are some warning sign to look for:

Your album sales have dropped.

Your record label has been pushing your album back since Bush Sr. was in office.

Your record label has dropped you.

Your record label has tried to buy you out of your contract for $35, and a pack of Newports.

Go to YouTube, and do a search for one of your videos, and see if Beyonce's name is randomly bought up in the discussion.

Your fans refer to Beyonce as "Fatonce", "Bitchonce", Weavyonce, or some variation with the suffix "-yonce".

Famous Cases of Beyonceitis

Ashanti, Amerie, Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson....

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Lol, this is a funny question. I never knew about this fatal disease. :P, :D
never heard of that
Christina Aguilera ? LOL.